We hit the streets and muddy alleys of Portland, seeking adventure and avoiding territorial gardeners, on our Alley Sweeper Urban Enduro.
MEET AT FOPO TAVERN IN SE PORTLAND, 9 AM.
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Here’s what the critics have to say:
In my neighborhood, the alleys are full of kids and pets. I remember these assholes motorbikes speeding down the alley from last years ride – they scared the absolute shit out of several moms, and annoyed the rest of us. Why don’t you assclowns take your ‘ridiculous’ fun somewhere else? Somewhere where there are no humans to breathe the foul stench you emit?